PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT "U" URANIUM NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY NEW!

Description

PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY
"IT'S ELEMENTARY"
92  U  URANIUM
GLOWS IN THE DARK--GREEN!  (see 3rd photo)
(Using ground up Lightning Bugs and Fairies...or was that ground up Fairies and Lightning Bugs...I don't remember!
Oh wait...maybe this was the part about the FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder!!!)
Hypoallergenic
Does not clog pores!
Meets Vegan Standards
Lightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.
(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)
Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test!
2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ounces
Each Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3'8" X 1 1/4")
GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!
Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.
Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!
COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!
New elements being added...
occasionally
!  (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!)
For good, CLEAN Science fun!
(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes?  If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS!  AGAIN!)
Notes for the Science Geek:
Each Soap displays the Element's...
Atomic Number--92
Symbol (abbreviation)--U
Proper Name--Uranium
Atomic Weight--238.02891
Ground State Electron Configuration--2, 8, 18, 32, 21, 9, 2
ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:
Discovered in 1789, URANIUM was named after the recently discovered planet Uranus, a first sort of honor at the time but would be repeated again around 150 years in the future...twice!  Uranium has the highest atomic weight of any of the "Primordial Elements", those found on the Earth that have existed in their current form since before the Earth was formed.  Even as this soap glows in the dark, you can sleep well knowing that there is NOT any actual URANIUM present in any of the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure URANIUM!  If it were, at the rate at which I type, I would already be dead before this listing was completed, due to radiation poisoning.  Whether found naturally
occurring
, in nuclear fuel or nuclear weapons, URANIUM is not good for your health.  No wonder this is one of our most popular soaps!
IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it.  I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously!  As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece.  These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me!  My photos are MY headache! (That's also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!)
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If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of .00 for each additional soap, after the first.  (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!)
These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for .95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.
You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a Paypal refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.
International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.
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